Open as many tabs as humanly possible. The more tabs, the better. It's like having a thousand tiny, glowing windows of productivity, each one a ticking time bomb of procrastination.
But wait, there's more! Each tab can be a window into a different dimension, a portal to a parallel universe of distractions. Open tabs for:
And remember, the more tabs, the merrier! But be careful not to get lost in the void of infinite scrolling, or you might end up like me: a shell of a person, surrounded by 500 tabs, questioning the meaning of life.
Don't say I didn't warn you...